1)Fujimiya "Aya" Ran
12)Nii JenyiQuestion 1: Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Hakkai / Schuldig.
Considering they're not from the same show, it'd be pretty damned rare if this pairing DOES exist. That'd be one f***ed up pairing. The only way it'd happen is if it was a rape, and Schu would have a FEILD day with the stuff that goes on inside Hakkai's head.
Question 2: Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Gojyo. Hottest. Bishounen. Ever.... one of them, at least. There are a lot of hottest bishounen ever. Gojyo = teh s3xx0rz
Question 3: What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Nii fathering Goku's baby? Well he IS a scientist, so I suppose he'd probably find some genetic-manipuative way to do it, but the kid'd HAVE to be a test-tube baby, since they're both men, after all. WHY he'd want Goku's baby is beyond me.
Question 4: Can you recall any fic(s) about 9?
Crawford? Many. He's one of the main baddies in Weiß, after all. He's fun to poke fun at in fanfics and RPs. And it's easy, too. He's such a tightass.
Question 5: Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Sanzo/Hakkai? Nah. Too much collective angst. They'd both be too busy concentrating on their own angst to pay any attention to each other. So, little-to-no long-term potential here.
Question 6: 5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Omi/Crawford or Omi/Chin Yisou?
Well, since Chin Yisou is an animated corpse, I'd have to go with Brad on this one. Wow, never thought I'd be supporting THAT pairing.
Question 7: What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
What would happen if Ken walked in on Sanzo and Nii Jenyi having sex?
Ken knows not who these guys are, but if Nii and Sanzo ever did the nasty, I doubt that Sanzo would be consenting. In which case, he'd probably bust out the bugnuks and go Weiß on Nii's arse.
Question 8: Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
Yohji / Chin Yisou.
This would probably have to deal with the angst-taunting. Somehow, Yohji would have to meet up with an animated corpse. Maybe he's found himself a job with Esset and is taunting him about the whole Asuka thing. Both Asukas. ^_~
Question 9: Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Ran is basically the Sanzo of Weiß, so if he ever met Goku, he'd probably like him. Probably in a sibling sorta way. He'd remind Ran of his sister. So no fluff, but still cute scenes.
Question 10: Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
"Assassin for Hire." (My titles hardly ever have much to do with the plot.
Question 11: What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Gojyo 'deflowering' Ran? Gojyo'd head to the flower shop and buy up the entire stock, using Sanzo's credit card. Sanzo would be less than impressed. (Sorry, I couldn't resist. Ran IS a florist, after all.)
Question 12: Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Well, I haven't added myself to my friends list, so the odds are slim-to-none. I made guardian_yugi read a Ken fluff sillyfic once. Does that count?
Question 13: Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Yohji het? The only pairing would be with Neu/Asuka or Nurse Asuka. Unless someone's paired him up with Manx, Birman or with Tsuji Mayumi, or 'Chelle, or Maki somewhere. ^^; I haven't read any such fics and I doubt if any of my friends has, either.
Question 14: Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
I'm working on bugging guardian_yugi to draw me one. I write/draw it myself, of course.
Question 15: Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Sanzo/Gojyo/Omi? That is another f***ed up pairing, but guardian_yugi tells me she'd do it if asked.
Question 16: What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
10 is Chin Yisou, so it'd probably be "THAT'S THE FACE, CHO GONOU!!" or just "GONOU!" Of course, Hakkai would NOT be happy.
Question 17: If you write a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
Songfic about Goku? I don't do songfics. Maybe some random song about food. Or shiny sun. "I'm Walking on Sunshine" maybe?
Question 18: If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Ran/Hakkai/Nii Jenyi? Yaoi, Rape, lemon, threesome.
Question 19: What might a good pick-up line be for 2 to use on 10?
Sanzo, making pick-up lines on Chin Yisou? "Dammit, you're heavy." Maybe? (Baaaaaaad pun)
Question 20: When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
A fic about Omi? Probably "Cut Off".. which was a fic I wrote. I don't read others' fics very often anymore.
Question 21: What is 6's super-secret kink?
Hakkai's super-secret kink? Incest.
Question 22: Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Schu/Crawford? That's my fave pairing for Schwarz. Schu would do Crawford repeatedly, drunk OR sober
Crawford, on the other hand, would insist that Schu be sober.
Question 23: If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
Yohji and Ken? Another real pairing. Yohji would top. Ken's too naive about these things.
Question 24: "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Ran and Crawford are in a happy relationship until Crawford suddenly runs off with Gojyo. Ran, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Schuldig and a brief, unhappy affair with Nii Jenyi, then follows the wise advice of Omi and finds true love with Yohji.
I'd call it "Conflict Resolution". I'd wanna write it, dammit. Guardian_Yugi and Kaiba_Katt would read it. I hope.
Question 25: How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Ken/Goku? They're WAAAAAY tooo similar to be a pairing. They'd have more of the 'best buds' vibe for that.